ixtzul is very cool

Ariel Marquez Viniegra, D1BOUND

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I’m a really safe boy so the extent of my injuries consist of me spraining my ankle while trying to hop up the stairs and that one time i was wearing some slides and i tripped and skidded on the pavement 🙁 , the same can’t be said for my friend Ixtzul. My guy Ixtzul Aguilara is a senior here at North High School and has had hella injuries over his lifetime, in this article i will be highlighting two of the many stories were he got hurt, that i thought were peculiar.

Some time ago this guy Ixtzul wanted to eat a mango and so like any other normal person he proceeded to peel it but as i have experienced and probably many others in the past, he wanted to have a better, firmer, hold of the mango, soo he grabbed a knife and tried to stab the bottom of the mango in a vertical fashion but that method seemed to be infective, he then decided to switch over to stabbing it horizontal but by doing so he pierced through the mango AND STABBED HIMSELF IN THE HAND HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH HE STILL GOT A SCAR FROM IT TOO LMAOOOOOOOO, he said “it hurted”.

The second story comes from when this man was on his skateboard and he tried to jump over a garbage bin… he didn’t do it successfully and he sprained his ankle. I saw him in school the next day and he was limping and it looked pretty funny BUT like a month later he was riding on his skateboard and he tried doing some trick and he fractured his ankle. Wooooooooooooooow.

This next injury is a little more serious where he actually got hit by a car, but he looked pretty goofy the on crutches when he got back to school. Ixtzul was on his bike freshman year and he was at a crosswalk going to target, he stopped and so did the car, so ixtzul went forward but immediately as he did that the car decided to go forward and he hit ixtzul damaging ixtzul and his bike, ixtzul got up and the driver got out and ixtzul started to say somethings to the driver, while the other person was defending himself. But what ixtzul didn’t notice was he was dripping blood from under his arms. In conclusion idk man, i think the stories sounded funnier when ixtzul was telling them to me so idk ask him.

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